Thursday, September 1, 2011

Dizzy is the Word

I don’t think there is a clinical term for the word dizzy but if there is, that is exactly what I would be diagnosed with right now; chronic dizziness, inflicted by people whose character is not up to standards with what I would consider normal for a college student. I am talking about those people who make me want to get up the very minute they open their mouth to talk. I am not complaining, but I believe I have some of the most annoying college mates in the whole world.

I believe one can control the content of the things he or she says, but if you happen to find yourself belittling everybody’s effort to do a thing every time you want to build a topic with me around, you are most definitely bound to make me feel dizzy. Just to set the record straight, if the only way you can establish a conversation with me is by shunning the deeds of other people close to you, then I will definitely blacklist you as one of those people with little content. Talking about the evils of others, especially if they happen to be your close friends is an insensitive act that I would never condone.

Being so ‘full of yourself’ is sometimes considered appropriate. Some people are attracted to those people who portray a bit pride in them. But while you are at it, make sure to channel it to the right people, not me. It makes me sick deep within to have to pay attention to whatever it is that you, your family and all the money in your possession are capable of. If you have to tell me about the trip to Bahamas you and your family went to overt the holiday, make it quick and don’t make it sound like you are seeking some kind of social status recognition from me; like haters, it tends to make feel dizzy.

The last but not the least on this list of things that make me feel dizzy is the bunch of liars you find around the college. If you have to look me in the eye and give me some misleading information for your own good, be sure to make it look true forever for the moment I will figure out that you lied to me, I will drop down with dizziness just by having to see your face.